Okay, this has gone from funny to just plain weird 
Why the heck do you like the Lake Monsters?
I don't know really anything about them. It's just a cool name for a team, and they created that logo with a MONSTER and a bat in his mouth, plus a MONSTER mascot. I'm going to order some of their merchandise. (Look at that visor.) We ought to name our other teams the Werewolves and the Vampires.
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I have so many hats, baseballs, mini-bats and other stuff like that signed by the players. The games are so fun, they have a game almost every half-inning, like human bowling, bike races, etc. And at the beginning of every game, Champ the mascot rides around the field in his four-wheeler squirting the opposing players.
And before every game, you can actually hang out in the dugout with the players, and have them sign autographs. Damn, I wish the Nationals were like that
