Why do you call him a nerd?
1) Harmless insult
2) the Orioles cared so little about him they didn't scout their own player before trading him
3) Kris Benson. C'mon. Kris Benson?
He's from Stafford and played for the Big Train. He's likely a good guy and someone I'd certainly like to have a beer with.
Apparently it's better to tell guys to kill themselves or hope they are hit by trucks and offer bribes