Hammondsnats - against a lefty like wolf, I'd put Desmond #2.
I'm guessing that Willingham might also be a good #2. Kind of like Nick with pop. I'd like to get him to the plate more times than he can as a #5.
After playing with the Musings optmizer a couple time this week, I have a hunch it would spit out:
Dunn
Willingham
Rodriguez (if you use 2007/ 2008 hitting)
Zimmeman
Desmond
Guzman
Maxwell
Livo
Morgan
Guzman's numbers in his career are better against LHP.