This makes it all the more hilarious that SI's Jon Heyman called him a breakout superstar and the next Jesus, basically.
I haven't seen that one yet. I did find the rest of the Ken Rosenthal piece:
Marlins' Bonifacio: Don't believe it
Hate to be a spoilsport about a player as exciting as Marlins third baseman Emilio Bonifacio, but ...
While Bonifacio is 16-for-33 after seven games, at least one scout is far from convinced that he is a keeper.
"He can fly, but once teams figure him out, he's going to hit .240," the scout says. "And his glove is terrible. He's a 40-error guy at third base.
"I think he's afraid of the ball, personally. If he gets buzzed and pitchers start throwing a lot of breaking balls to him, he's in big trouble.
"He's just a guy."
FOX SportsBonifacio is on his knees right now praying to St. Claire. Who is St. Claire anyway? The patron saint of batters?
