These two were my favorite:
1. The Phillies will trade staff members, vintage World Series memorabilia from 2008, and the only three prospects they still have left to the Seattle Mariners for Cliff Lee.
7. George Steinbrenner will fire Joe Girardi in March when they lose to an inferior team in Spring Training
Here's a link to the other eight if you're interested
http://thesportsofsorts.blogspot.com/