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Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1500: May 25, 2012, 08:09:48 PM »
You could put sriracha on a fresh steaming pile of dogcrap and it would probably taste pretty decent. 

Yeah, I saw the pic of the dude responsible for that abortion and could only think "douchebag".  The burger wasn't bad, but you can get a better and cheaper burger (and fries) at Wendy's.  The sauces are REALLY good though.


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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1501: May 25, 2012, 08:11:08 PM »
Country steaks (basically thin junk cuts of pork) on the grill tonight- so good, double thick by strips (best thing Costco sells) for the grill tomorrow, I'm in an insanly good mood

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1502: May 25, 2012, 08:16:24 PM »
Yeah, I saw the pic of the dude responsible for that abortion and could only think "douchebag".  The burger wasn't bad, but you can get a better and cheaper burger (and fries) at Wendy's.  The sauces are REALLY good though.

He does seem like a pretentious freakwad.  Just look at the menu there.  I can't stand places that take a burger and try to make it into some weird, Thai-Mexican taco salad fusion food.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1503: May 25, 2012, 08:20:03 PM »
Some weird crap is good- fios grad on a burger (hell burger) is damn good

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1504: May 25, 2012, 08:36:38 PM »
Looks like I'm solo in Brawltimore tomorrow for a day of cycling, head cleaning, and baseball. Really too bad I have that damn seafood allergy...

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1505: May 25, 2012, 10:44:17 PM »
They looked burnt in the pic MDS posted.

Fries should be well browned. 

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1506: May 25, 2012, 10:45:48 PM »
That doesn't look "well browned" it looks like they would taste burnt.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1507: May 25, 2012, 11:24:31 PM »
That doesn't look "well browned" it looks like they would taste burnt.

Not at all.  Being cold and too limp is another issue, though.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1508: May 25, 2012, 11:53:58 PM »
the fries were  not an accident.  that's how mine came out.  The burger is a disgrace.  Maybe the sauces are kick butt, but if that is the case, don't hype the cruddy burgers already sauced.  Just give you the pick of sauces and ingredients if you are going to rip people off for something that McD's would call a hamburger and not even a quarter pounder.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1509: May 25, 2012, 11:57:29 PM »
i'm craving a burger now, might have to hit 5 guys as they are putting in the coke machines that let you choose from a hundred or so flavors.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1510: May 26, 2012, 12:02:01 AM »
i'm craving a burger now, might have to hit 5 guys as they are putting in the coke machines that let you choose from a hundred or so flavors.


LemonLime coke is so good

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1511: May 26, 2012, 12:33:11 AM »
sorry, but i just dont think burgers are ever that good. yeah some are better than others, but they arent worthy of being worshipped ever. some tacos are amazing, some sausage can be amazing, some sandwiches are amazing. burgers are never amazing, oh you put a freaking egg and bacon and onion rings on it. how about we dont dilute the eggs, bacon, and onion rings with ground beef and a bun? if i opened a restaurant tomorrow and put ice cream on a burger, some freaking idiot would buy it.  put some fois gras on it. stop this crap. its bland crappy beef. fine give me the fatty delicious stuff. you know when that is good? when i am hungover and can't stomach anything else.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1512: May 26, 2012, 12:35:06 AM »
and once you are willing to cross the "this is clearly bad for me" threshold, just get fried chicken or fried fish

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1513: May 26, 2012, 12:37:52 AM »
Communist.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1514: May 26, 2012, 12:38:47 AM »
Communist.

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Burgers are delicious.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1515: May 26, 2012, 09:44:02 AM »
My favorite burgers are simple, 80/20 beef cooked on the grill with ketchup and some grilled onions. 

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1516: May 26, 2012, 01:43:08 PM »
sorry, but i just dont think burgers are ever that good. yeah some are better than others, but they arent worthy of being worshipped ever. some tacos are amazing, some sausage can be amazing, some sandwiches are amazing. burgers are never amazing, oh you put a freaking egg and bacon and onion rings on it. how about we dont dilute the eggs, bacon, and onion rings with ground beef and a bun? if i opened a restaurant tomorrow and put ice cream on a burger, some freaking idiot would buy it.  put some fois gras on it. stop this crap. its bland crappy beef. fine give me the fatty delicious stuff. you know when that is good? when i am hungover and can't stomach anything else.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1517: May 26, 2012, 01:52:01 PM »
A fried egg on a burger is the cooked version of steak tartare with a raw quails egg on it.  I'm down with the cooked version.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1518: May 27, 2012, 01:38:08 PM »
:rant:




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i get angry after midnight and a few beers. if i was totally drunk i would go through the effort of the rant.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1519: May 27, 2012, 05:16:56 PM »
Just made a batch of homemade marshmallows (Alton Brown's recipe), I'll post some pics when I turn them out and cut them. But I licked the mixture off the beaters and it tasted fantastic. They'll need a few hours to set up.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1520: May 28, 2012, 04:18:50 PM »
Just made a batch of homemade marshmallows (Alton Brown's recipe), I'll post some pics when I turn them out and cut them. But I licked the mixture off the beaters and it tasted fantastic. They'll need a few hours to set up.


Complete. And Delicious.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1521: May 28, 2012, 04:23:18 PM »
Also - decided that Memorial Day is a good day for real barbecue - cooking with smoke. Grabbed a whole chicken and split it and rubbed it up.



And then set it on the smoker and went to the pool for 3 hours. Come home and...


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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1522: May 28, 2012, 04:30:09 PM »
Looks good.  What's the liquid?

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1523: May 28, 2012, 04:31:53 PM »
Tomorrow marks the return of bland food city. Boo.

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Re: Food and How you Cook/Eat it.
« Reply #1524: May 28, 2012, 04:32:15 PM »
Also - decided that Memorial Day is a good day for real barbecue - cooking with smoke. Grabbed a whole chicken and split it and rubbed it up.

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And then set it on the smoker and went to the pool for 3 hours. Come home and...



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now we just need directions to your house.