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Offline PatsNats28

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#12 quote of 2009
« Topic Start: December 29, 2009, 12:56:23 PM »
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Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at four in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's four in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.
-- Nationals reliever Julian Tavarez

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=neumann/25-1/091231

Read the rest of them, some of them are hilarious.

Offline UMDNats

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #1: December 29, 2009, 12:59:30 PM »
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"I'm going to set up a foundation for the world. I'm going to take the money and start building cities all over the world. I'm a comet."
-- Former Knicks guard Stephon Marbury

:lmao:

Offline UMDNats

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #2: December 29, 2009, 01:00:33 PM »
This should be way higher though:

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"Not everybody is the perfect person in the world. Everyone does -- kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me."
-Terrelle Pryor

Offline sportsfan882

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #3: December 29, 2009, 01:01:35 PM »
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"I'm [expletive] going to take this [expletive] ball and shove it down your [expletive] throat, you hear that?"
-- Serena Williams, to a U.S. Open lineswoman, resulting in an unsportsmanlike conduct violation which cost Williams the final point of her semifinal loss against Kim Clijsters
I was watching that live when it happened. fool

Offline PatsNats28

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #4: December 29, 2009, 01:01:58 PM »
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I don't think anyone on this team knows what 'schism' is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it, and I thought 'Whoa, we preach abstinence in these parts.'

I like this one by Jared Allen. Screams irony b/c of loveboat

Offline CatsEye

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #5: December 29, 2009, 01:13:59 PM »
"Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods. … Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side. … If Jedis walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."
-- Unidentified spokesman for British supermarket chain Tesco, in response to accusations of discrimination against the Jedi "religion

         Don't like hooded people ------good policy........:bow:

Offline JMW IV

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #6: December 29, 2009, 02:19:24 PM »
wait....there is a jedi religion?

Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #7: December 29, 2009, 02:22:37 PM »
wait....there is a jedi religion?

I can't recall who, but I have heard a famous person once quipped:  "For every seat, there is an ass."

Might've been PT Barnum.

Offline CatsEye

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #8: December 29, 2009, 03:36:42 PM »
I can't recall who, but I have heard a famous person once quipped:  "For every seat, there is an ass."

                 Isn't that a religion of Adam Dunn's ?       :lmao:      :donkey:   :crackup:   


         I know cheap shot...couldn't resist....sorry Dunn fans...... :bag:

Offline Lintyfresh85

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #9: December 29, 2009, 03:42:10 PM »
I never understand what you're talking about.

Offline Nathan

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #10: December 29, 2009, 04:19:53 PM »
wait....there is a jedi religion?
Indeed, Jedi religion there is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #11: December 29, 2009, 04:26:56 PM »
"Because our fans are not stupid like Cubs fans. They know we're [expletive] … Wrigley Field is just a bar."
-- White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen

"This is a tease, man. It's like when you have a girlfriend and you are kissing her all over the place and you get to the Mambo, and she say no. That's where we are right now."
-- White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen

"It was 2½ hours of satisfaction and then 2½ hours of horse [expletive] baseball. Go and ask them. I don't have any more quotes, seriously. What the [expletive] am I going to say? [Are] they horse [expletive]? Yes, they are."
-- White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen

:lmao:

Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #12: December 29, 2009, 04:28:26 PM »

Offline PatsNats28

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #13: December 29, 2009, 06:39:24 PM »

Offline BerkeleyNat

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #14: December 29, 2009, 08:25:07 PM »
"Because our fans are not stupid like Cubs fans. They know we're [expletive] … Wrigley Field is just a bar."
-- White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen

"This is a tease, man. It's like when you have a girlfriend and you are kissing her all over the place and you get to the Mambo, and she say no. That's where we are right now."
-- White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen

"It was 2½ hours of satisfaction and then 2½ hours of horse [expletive] baseball. Go and ask them. I don't have any more quotes, seriously. What the [expletive] am I going to say? [Are] they horse [expletive]? Yes, they are."
-- White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen

:lmao:

You gotta love Ozzie Guillen. He's a walking, talking quote machine. You never what is gonna come out of his mouth.

Offline JMW IV

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #15: December 29, 2009, 09:27:36 PM »
ozzie guillen is awesome.

Offline PatsNats28

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #16: December 29, 2009, 09:28:41 PM »
he tells it like it is. and it's hilarious.

Offline Nationals87

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Re: #12 quote of 2009
« Reply #17: December 31, 2009, 01:43:35 PM »
Can't argue with that.  It was a great quote