anyone see aries/roode from Thursday's impact? The story was that Hogan forced them to wrestle each other (they are tag champs), so to spite Hogan they agreed to do the finger-poke-of-doom so they wouldn't have to fight each other. Except they got into an argument over who would lay down, which escalated into a fight, and then into a match.
But it gets better. After a ref bump Roode grabbed a chair, whacked the mat, and fell down to trick the ref into thinking that Aries had hit him with a chair, thus winning by DQ. Aries realized what was happening and whacked the chair against the mat himself, then fell down clutching his head as well, so when the ref awoke he saw a chair, two guys laid out, and both claiming that the other hit him with the chair. They also went through an earlier segment where each was trying to use the ropes to get a pin, and both were yelling at each other for it. Absolutely great stuff.