I wonder who the Nats are gonna call up after the game, because right now, they have only 9 pitchers on their roster. I hope it's someone really young, just to piss Frank off...
They need to bring in a 19-year-old. Frank will say, "I'm old enough to be your grandfather."
The Kid answers, "Wrong. You're old enough to be my great grandfather. Did you ever play against Ty Cobb?"