Arizona Diamondbacks vs. Washington Nationals: Game 1
Nationals Stadium, Washington, DC(where Nationals baseball is just one scandal among many)
7:05 P.M. local time (6:05 P.M. houston-nat time), August 7, 2009And now, the lineups!
Note: These are projected lineups, as the real things will not appear until several hours before gametime. The projection may or may not be a total fabrication by yours truly.
With two exceptions*, these nicknames were created with help of the Gangsta Name Generator at http://gangstaname.com/
(also deploying the P0rn Star, Pirate, Mafia, and Girlfriend Pet Name Generators)Arizona Diamondbacks (50-59)
Stephen "Rocky Fuegobutt" Drew
Gerardo "Gunnar Hard" Parra
Justin "Hugh Nut" Upton
Mark "Humpy Peachybutt" Reynolds
Miguel "Puppy Trousers" Montero
Ryan "Sloth Buns" Roberts
Chad "The First Baseman with the .220 Batting Average" Tracy
Chris "Ham Hands Bud" Young
Jon "Spanky Harden" GarlandWashington Nationals (37-72) (but we've won 9 of our last 13!!)
Nyjer "Tony Plush" Morgan
Cristian "White Mofo Train Jumpa" Guzman
Ryan "Straight Outta Abingdon" Zimmerman
Adam "Sherman Tank Tang Chasa" Dunn
Josh "Goodass Monkey Hunta" Willingham
Elijah "Butch Slasher" Dukes
Ronnie "Cap'n Maurice Bloodbeard" Belliard
Wil "Smooth Vito Giamatti" Nieves
Collin "Luigi the Greaser" Balester *Actually three. One exception is obvious. Another is Chad Tracy. If you correctly guess the third non-generated nickname - which is, in fact, real - you will win a shiny new dime!