It's evident that SF has never actually played competitive ball of any kind. I definitely would not want someone on my team who espouses such freaked up logic. How hilarious would it be to see SF at a club deciding on which chick to try to pick up? Would the odds be on his side or against him? What would be the biggest factor in determining the odds? And after striking out looking or swinging, would he say to himself he never had a chance anyway? If so, how long before he gives up altogether?