And Saint Michael of the Leftie Slop delivers another divine relief appearance (He works in mysterious ways and only put Gonzalez on so he could be picked off and Greene has obviously sold his soul to the devil to get that hit
As we speak, Bowden is entertaining desperate trade offers from the Padres GM for William Michael-the Archangel Stanton. Bowden, who is wearing a Stanton medal around his neck, smiles and says, "Have you had mechanical problems with your team's plane? We can fix that."
Vidro gets his standard only-can-hit-with-nobody-on hit.