Are you a National League franchise in the middle of a funk?
Confidence deflated due to silent bats?
Do you need to take a team to woodshed to make you feel better about yourself?
Well, look no further than our Nationals Capital! Yes, it's extra strength "Natsenol".
Natsenols provide teams with the ego boost they need to carry on with their season by bending over and taking whatever you have to dish out.
Quiet bats? Natsenol provides you with softball pitches reminiscent of Sunday afternoon beer league games.
Need a walk? Natsenols 95% Guaranteed to put your batter on base when you need it.
And visiting ball clubs need not worry about a hostile environment. The effects of Natsenol keep those pesky opposing fans at bay, allowing your supporters to come to the ball park in droves.
New extra strength Natsenol. Putting curly W's in opposing team's records since 2005.
This is sadly the case. It would be great to unload on the floundering, demoralized Mutts to send part of NY into a suicide frenzy, but unfortunately the Nats offense will probably no show because they are just too busy these days.
