...Zimmerman has fallen off lately - it was bound to happen as hot as he was to start the season. Zim-with-1-N
had a low historical batting average against some of the Pirates pitchers; under .200. So they just know how to pitch to him, since the Pirates apparently have a real pitching coach.
AIR ZIMMERMAN.. AZ!.. He needs OXYGEN to breathe, HAL! WHAT DID YOU DO, HAL?
All right, HAL; I'll go in through the emergency airlock.