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Offline The Chief

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Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Topic Start: May 04, 2009, 10:19:17 PM »
Inspired by houston-nats and Gburg, let's hear 'em :thumbs:

Offline UMDNats

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #1: May 04, 2009, 10:21:57 PM »
candy corn for crap

Offline 2k6nats

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #2: May 04, 2009, 10:24:23 PM »
sportsfan882 for nag

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #4: May 04, 2009, 10:28:42 PM »

Offline 2k6nats

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #5: May 04, 2009, 10:32:16 PM »
ding-dong for dick

Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #6: May 04, 2009, 10:37:52 PM »
face for ass
bosoms for tits
poop for crap

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #7: May 04, 2009, 11:28:33 PM »
bosoms for tits
What about "lovely lady lumps"? Or maybe "milk glands".

Offline 2k6nats

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #8: May 04, 2009, 11:29:22 PM »
What about "lovely lady lumps"? Or maybe "milk glands".

:rofl: x 2

Offline DPMOmaha

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #9: May 04, 2009, 11:30:49 PM »
sbomb = fecal matter
darn = smite
b*tch = Lassie
fword = fornicate

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #10: May 04, 2009, 11:43:06 PM »
freak = Fudge
crap = Poo
Ass = Fanny
Dick = Weenie
Tits = Melons
Big Tits = Huge Ass Melons
nag = Pansy
wussy = Taco!!!

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #11: May 05, 2009, 12:35:59 AM »
sbomb = fecal matter
darn = smite
b*tch = Lassie
fword = fornicate
Hahahha! I can just see the posts... "Smite it!!" Or, "Take that, Lassie!" Hahahaha

I also like cmd's suggestion of Taco and also 2k6's ding-dong idea.

Offline spidernat

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #12: May 05, 2009, 12:43:24 AM »

I also like cmd's suggestion of Taco


That gives this commercial new meaning. Listen to what Shawn Johnson says at around 14 seconds. Her agent should've insisted they rework that line.

 :rofl:

Ortega makes Shawn Johnson's taco pop!


They did a spoof on it as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrQTvycM568&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #13: May 05, 2009, 12:45:18 AM »
That gives this commercial new meaning. Listen to what Shawn Johnson says at around 14 seconds. Her agent should've insisted they rework that line.

 :rofl:

Ortega makes Shawn Johnson's taco pop!

They did a spoof on it as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrQTvycM568&feature=related


hahah, that youtube link was posted all around facebook with some of my friends because of how funny that line is

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #14: May 05, 2009, 12:47:41 AM »
They did a spoof on it as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrQTvycM568&feature=related


:rofl: I havent seen that. EAT THAT, Great Taste. Soft Soft! My Tacos the best!

Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #15: May 05, 2009, 09:00:11 AM »
Ass = Fanny

Tits = Melons

Big Tits = Huge Ass Melons

According to your list, wouldn't that have to be "Huge Fanny Melons"?

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #16: May 05, 2009, 04:22:37 PM »
According to your list, wouldn't that have to be "Huge Fanny Melons"?
Haha, huge fanny melons sound so unattractive!

Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #17: May 05, 2009, 05:00:18 PM »
**** = Biggus Dickus
Ass = Incontinentia Buttocks
B*tch = Sillius Soddus

Offline DPMOmaha

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #18: May 05, 2009, 05:03:07 PM »
What about banning random words like

Mets = hicks
Marlins = flounder
Phillies = pricks
Braves = tribal dewllsmen

Offline NatsAddict

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #19: May 05, 2009, 05:07:19 PM »
Wil Nieves = Wil Freakin' Nieves

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #20: May 05, 2009, 05:07:51 PM »
What about banning random words like

Mets = hicks
Marlins = flounder
Phillies = pricks
Braves = tribal dewllsmen
Actually I was once on a forum where random words were censored, and found out after "boys" kept turning into "flowers". It was annoying as hell.

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #21: May 05, 2009, 05:08:03 PM »
Wil Nieves = Wil Freakin' Nieves
haha!

Offline NatsAddict

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #22: May 05, 2009, 05:08:12 PM »
Marlins = flounder

Well, better than "squid"

Offline cmdterps44

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #23: May 05, 2009, 06:05:26 PM »
It could easily be Huge Melons but Huge Fanny Melons works.

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Let's hear some funny censor-word ideas
« Reply #24: May 06, 2009, 10:17:21 PM »
damn (for those with censor on, dam-n) = hydrological structure