Author Topic: The Dibble-isms Thread (Read 15916 times)

The Chief · « **Topic Start:** April 26, 2009, 02:54:55 PM »

"You don't need to do pitching work just because you're the pitching coach"

"[Mary Poppins] was pretty hot, back in the day"

cmdterps44 · « **Reply #1:** April 26, 2009, 02:55:42 PM »

Hes said to many awesome things I cannot quote

Heres to Dibbs

2k6nats · « **Reply #2:** April 26, 2009, 02:56:07 PM »

"My girlfriend's a vegetarian, so I've been eating a lot of veggie burgers...yeah."

hammondsnats · « **Reply #3:** April 26, 2009, 03:15:13 PM »

"i can say bomb if i want to"

Dave B · « **Reply #4:** April 26, 2009, 03:16:51 PM »

when he calls debi taylor a no talent skank ho. he hasnt done it yet, but he will

my other favorite be when he throws carpenter out the window

hammondsnats · « **Reply #5:** April 26, 2009, 04:21:52 PM »

Quote from: Dave B on April 26, 2009, 03:16:51 PM

when he calls debi taylor a no talent skank ho. he hasnt done it yet, but he will

my other favorite be when he throws carpenter out the window

haha post of the day.

mitlen · « **Reply #6:** April 27, 2009, 01:37:27 PM »

Mentioned this in another thread but he and Carpenter were discussing player nicknames. Zimmerman was up and Dibs wanted to create a nickname out of Z's hometown. He asked Carpenter where Z-man is from and Carpenter said, "Norfolk." Dib's response was, "We'll leave that alone." I'm still chucklin' at that one. I can imagine what went through his mind at first blush.

2k6nats · « **Reply #7:** April 27, 2009, 08:46:37 PM »

"I think that's the face of a kid who wants some more Turkey Hill ice cream. One more cup...pleeeeeeeease!"

cmdterps44 · « **Reply #8:** April 27, 2009, 09:08:52 PM »

"Happy Birthday! Ground into a double play day" ~ Dibbs

The Bionic Elbow · « **Reply #9:** April 27, 2009, 09:53:06 PM »

Just after Dunn hit the 5th Nat's homer off the Phillies:

Bob Carpenter: Dukes steps up. No outs...What do you think he's thinking?

Dibble: I hope that I don't catch one in the ribs.

Rojo Johnson · « **Reply #10:** April 27, 2009, 10:34:14 PM »

Quote from: mitlen on April 27, 2009, 01:37:27 PM

Mentioned this in another thread but he and Carpenter were discussing player nicknames. Zimmerman was up and Dibs wanted to create a nickname out of Z's hometown. He asked Carpenter where Z-man is from and Carpenter said, "Norfolk." Dib's response was, "We'll leave that alone." I'm still chucklin' at that one. I can imagine what went through his mind at first blush.

PS Taylor is awful.

The Orioles got the better of the deal there. Amber Theoharis is top notch and much better looking, too.

mitlen · « **Reply #11:** April 29, 2009, 09:50:51 AM »

Dibble ... "the Nats' pitchers are gutless" vs the Phillies 4/28. The sad part is that it is true.

2k6nats · « **Reply #12:** April 29, 2009, 07:40:59 PM »

"How does it go from 90 degrees to 60? Is the whole ozone over Philly?" - Rob Dibble

2k6nats · « **Reply #13:** April 29, 2009, 07:42:39 PM »

"Ryan Howard's a nice kid. I think his mom still gives him allowance. Have you seen his brothers? They're massive. A big family." - Rob Dibble

Roarin Storen · « **Reply #14:** April 29, 2009, 09:40:42 PM »

"We'll may soon be facing J.A. Happ." - Carp

"JAHAPP!" -Dibs

Ali the Baseball Cat · « **Reply #15:** April 29, 2009, 10:41:10 PM »

Is it my imagination, or has Ryan Howard lost about 100 pounds since last season? This may have been discussed ad nauseum, but tonight was about the first game I watched (rather than just listened to). Plus he's a hell of a lot faster.

Quote from: 2k6nats on April 29, 2009, 07:42:39 PM

"Ryan Howard's a nice kid. I think his mom still gives him allowance. Have you seen his brothers? They're massive. A big family." - Rob Dibble

Lintyfresh85 · « **Reply #16:** April 29, 2009, 10:41:38 PM »

"Welll... at least we almost made it eight innings without an error!" - Dibs

Paris · « **Reply #17:** April 29, 2009, 11:35:11 PM »

Dibble commenting on how hard it is when hitters see a pitcher having trouble with his stuff: Hitters man, they keep comming at you just like those little ants -- uggggh! Dibble when the camera focuses on Jesus Flores in the dugout resting his head on a bat and day dreaming: Haaaay...suse, Haaaaaay.......susse, where are you Jesus?

Busta Mimes · « **Reply #18:** April 30, 2009, 12:45:49 AM »

I don't remember it verbatim, but when Coste was up in the 4th and just missed a Grand Slam (foul), Dibbs was upset with the pitch selection and said something like how Coste was just late on a fastball on the previous pitch, and was kind of wodering why Olsen was messing around with a guy who's "a backup catcher." Also expressed a desire to be more agressive "with these people." Special bonus point for referring to Philly as "these people."

MDoyle · « **Reply #19:** April 30, 2009, 01:13:05 AM »

Quote from: Paris on April 29, 2009, 11:35:11 PM

Dibble commenting on how hard it is when hitters see a pitcher having trouble with his stuff: Hitters man, they keep comming at you just like those little ants -- uggggh! Dibble when the camera focuses on Jesus Flores in the dugout resting his head on a bat and day dreaming: Haaaay...suse, Haaaaaay.......susse, where are you Jesus?

The best part of that was right after he said that, Jesus perked up and looked around like someone was actually calling for him.

Galah · « **Reply #20:** April 30, 2009, 08:39:27 AM »

Quote from: Busta Mimes on April 30, 2009, 12:45:49 AM

Also expressed a desire to be more agressive "with these people." Special bonus point for referring to Philly as "these people."

This!

mitlen · « **Reply #21:** April 30, 2009, 09:06:24 AM »

Quote from: Busta Mimes on April 30, 2009, 12:45:49 AM

Also expressed a desire to be more agressive "with these people." Special bonus point for referring to Philly as "these people."

Wanted him to say "them" as only Dibs can.

Kevrock · « **Reply #22:** April 30, 2009, 10:31:29 AM »

Quote from: MDoyle on April 30, 2009, 01:13:05 AM

The best part of that was right after he said that, Jesus perked up and looked around like someone was actually calling for him.

That was hilarious. He looked right at the camera.

hammondsnats · « **Reply #23:** April 30, 2009, 11:06:03 AM »

not really a dibism, but a solid quote:

"throw the best pitch in baseball - strike one - and everything else will fall into place after that"
-ron dibble

DCFan · « **Reply #24:** April 30, 2009, 11:40:57 AM »

Quote from: Kevrock on April 30, 2009, 10:31:29 AM

That was hilarious. He looked right at the camera.

It sounds like the producer/director told the cameraman to call out to Jesus which is why he snapped to.