If you're going to pull an April fools joke, can't you at least represent the entire board and add the Marlins to the list. I hate them more than any other team in the division (other than maybe the Phillies).
Well I was going to do a fancy banner of an Oriole pooping on the Curly W, but I don't have the kind of tools at work that I do at home.
Thought about adding "Braves are okay too" in smaller print, but I was running out of room. I'd still leave the Marlins out as a joke on their obscurity