Guillen scratched his eye with his batting glove during batting practice. Wacky Wiki was weplaced with our wonderful BeerTruck. Wiki was hit by Preston Wilson's backswing and is injured.
In other words, proof positive that this team is, indeed, cursed. 
The pieces of the puzzle are falling in place. Has ANYONE ever seen Frank with his cap off? Is he hiding horns under there?
This is like a reverse Damn Yankees! Oh the humanity!!
