Loudoun soccer will involve polo ponies kicking the ball while Binky and Muffy have a picnic on the side.
... as I sip my rum from the flask tucked in my coat.
Ain't many Binkys and Muffys in my neighborhood. You must be thinking back to the days of Jackie O, Jack Kent Cooke and Robert Duval. Now all the yuppies from Ashburn go to The Plains and pretend they're upper class as they wear ugly hats and sip champagne from the back of their Ford Escape.
