Chief, in honor of the Caps run, I think you should change the obscenity filter.
F bomb = puck
b*tch = highstick
sh!t = icing
Something like that. Theming the obscenity filter would be cool.
But then half of sportsfan's posts would be "Puck this icing." It should be something really amusing, like "Goose this widow." So I suggest using goose and widow.