Updated SWASS standings:
Scott Olsen - 2
Josh Willingham - 2
Luis Atilano - 1
Adam Dunn - 1
Willie Harris - 1
Livan Hernandez - 1*
Craig Stammen - 1
Ryan Zimmerman - 1**
Ian Desmond - 1***
* - Awarded wig but did not wear due to giant melon.
** - May or may not have been awarded the wig on 4/30.
*** - Ian Desmond was awarded wig but was unable to locate it.