At the risk of sounding like AZ
Umm... You need to use the word freakish, pimp, and emoticons more plus lots of redundant >>>>>>>>>>>>>> symbols. A few CAPS for NO REAL REASON might help too.
While I'm at it DUKES is a SUPER FREAK of ATHLETICISM that will IGNITE the OFFENSE after his TRIUMPHANT RETURN. DUkes >>>>>>>>>>>>>> big ears.
Snark aside, I am hoping Dukes does in fact provide the spark to wake us back up and kick this winning streak into the next gear but considering his historical performance its a bit of wishful thinking.