Happy Halloween

[Copecwby20]

She went from being a slutty cop to a Philly fan in 8.7 rum and cokes

[mitlen]

She went from being a slutty cop to a Philly fan in 8.7 rum and cokes

Rookie on the rum.   

[Copecwby20]

Our first date consisted of her getting tanked, passing out and throwing up in her car.

Third time we went out she fell asleep in the nathroom and as I was dragging her lifeless body into the back seat of the car while these two particularly ghetto looking guys were looking at me all crazy. I looked them square in the eyes and said "you gotta get them white nages to go home with you somehow, you feel me?" They ignored my attempt at a fistbump and walked off. The bouncer was looking at me and asked "Did you really just say that?"

Needless to say everytime we go out I expect her to end up taking a porcelain nap. It's not her fault though, girls keep buying her shots.

[LomboLover]

Our first date consisted of her getting tanked, passing out and throwing up in her car.

Third time we went out she fell asleep in the nathroom and as I was dragging her lifeless body into the back seat of the car while these two particularly ghetto looking guys were looking at me all crazy. I looked them square in the eyes and said "you gotta get them white nages to go home with you somehow, you feel me?" They ignored my attempt at a fistbump and walked off. The bouncer was looking at me and asked "Did you really just say that?"

Needless to say everytime we go out I expect her to end up taking a porcelain nap. It's not her fault though, girls keep buying her shots.

Idk what kind of shots they were but they were delicious and tasted like cake!! 

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

 

[houston-nat]

Idk what kind of shots they were but they were delicious and tasted like cake!! 

Sounds like B52s. Those things are dessert in a glass. Kahlua, amaretto, Baileys.

Dangit I'm thirsty.

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

mmmmm-mmmm, mind erasers...

[HalfSmokes]

Sounds like B52s. Those things are dessert in a glass. Kahlua, amaretto, Baileys.

Dangit I'm thirsty.

three sickeningly sweet liqueurs mixed- sounds good (so glad my wife just drinks beer now- having to drink that crap with her was awful)

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Anyone ever have a 'razzle dazzle'?  I think they are absinthe and brandy.  Maybe some ginger ale.

[Copecwby20]

There is this one shot where you lick a toad, do a shot of absinthe, and bite an Everclear infused mushroom. I would elaborate but the details are fuzzy, the investigation is ongoing and my dog hasn't looked at me the same since.

[comish4lif]

Anyone ever have a 'razzle dazzle'?  I think they are absinthe and brandy.  Maybe some ginger ale.

Correct on the ingredients....
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drinkz157y47.html

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

I need a couple of those before the United game on Saturday.  Good thing I don't have a dog...

There is this one shot where you lick a toad, do a shot of absinthe, and bite an Everclear infused mushroom. I would elaborate but the details are fuzzy, the investigation is ongoing and my dog hasn't looked at me the same since.

[Minty Fresh]

she got most of the block- not bad for her first time

She's adorable.  Must look like her mom. 

[CALSGR8]

HALFSMOKES. Shes a cutie!  Must have Daddy wrapped tightly around her little pinky!  Lol!

[HalfSmokes]

HALFSMOKES. Shes a cutie!  Must have Daddy wrapped tightly around her little pinky!  Lol!

her favorite words are more an no

[Frau Mau]

her favorite words are more an no

just like me!

[mitlen]

her favorite words are more an no

just like me!

High maintenance  ... 

[lastobjective]

her favorite words are more an no

I've babysat, taught and coached many kids and this it the case more often than I can count she's very cute, and I love the costume!

[CALSGR8]

her favorite words are more an no

Next big one will be "Why?" to everything!