The point is that you can't score if your lineup features out machines at top. How about Bernadina at leadoff, Zim at 2nd, Dunn 3rd, Hammer cleanup.
I advocated Bernadina at leadoff not long ago. Can't speak to the 2-spot, but I seriously doubt you're going to see Zimmerman there anytime soon.
How do you underestimate Juan Pierre's speed? That is the only thing he has going for him. It's like someone saying they underestimated Barry Bonds power in the steroids era. Strasburg might be living in a cave. This is where him not watching TV or looking at scouting reports hurts him. If he did, he would have known he was fast.
It's his third major league game dude.