Vince Young knew how to party

[Count Walewski]

http://outkickthecoverage.com/vince-young-spent-5k-a-week-at-the-cheesecake-factory-bought-entire-southwest-flights.php

$5k a week at the Cheesecake Factory, once got kicked out of TGI Friday for bringing his own bottle of Patron to a happy hour

that's how to live, my friends

[Kevrock]

The Patron thing was LenDale White.

[Kevrock]

How do these athletes go broke after all the stories of athletes going broke? Idiots.

[comish4lif]

http://outkickthecoverage.com/vince-young-spent-5k-a-week-at-the-cheesecake-factory-bought-entire-southwest-flights.php

$5k a week at the Cheesecake Factory, once got kicked out of TGI Friday for bringing his own bottle of Patron to a happy hour

that's how to live, my friends

How do you drop $5K a week at a chain restaurant like the Cheesecake Factory?

[Count Walewski]

The Patron thing was LenDale White.

My understanding is that LenDale White and Vince Young were hanging out together when that happened.

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

I wonder at what price point customers get jaded and stop doing the Applebee's/Chili's/Red Lobster/Cheezcake Factory eyes-rolled-up-into-head, slow blissful orgasmatron head shake food pictures thing?  Judging from the adverts, Red Lobster is a serious den of iniquity with MILFs and GILFs coming like runaway trains as the lemon zest and melted butter spray about like bodily fluids in Caligula. 

How do you drop $5K a week at a chain restaurant like the Cheesecake Factory?

[Frau Mau]

I wonder at what price point customers get jaded and stop doing the Applebee's/Chili's/Red Lobster/Cheezcake Factory eyes-rolled-up-into-head, slow blissful orgasmatron head shake food pictures thing?  Judging from the adverts, Red Lobster is a serious den of iniquity with MILFs and GILFs coming like runaway trains as the lemon zest and melted butter spray about like bodily fluids in Caligula. 

How do you make chain food sound so pervvy? 

[BerkeleyNat]

How do you drop $5K a week at a chain restaurant like the Cheesecake Factory?

That's what I was thinking.

[PANatsFan]

He forgot?

[GburgNatsFan]

He was gonna pay his bill... but he got high.

How do you drop $5K a week at a chain restaurant like the Cheesecake Factory?

[Slateman]

How do you drop $5K a week at a chain restaurant like the Cheesecake Factory?

Open up a bar bill and find out

[JCA-CrystalCity]

I thought my Dad's Cheesecake Factory habit was bad.

IIRC, Vince had the all-time lowest Wonderlic score going into the draft, which is why he dropped.  I feel a bit sorry for the guy.  I don't think he was evil or even flashy.  Cheesecake Factory and Southwest flights are not what you do to show you have money to burn.  I just think he was not smart enough to realize there was no point to that sort of spending.  I think he just did not know when he was being taken, and others recognized he was dumb as rocks and took him for all they could.  I wish the owner of the teams that signed him just paid the money to a conservator with some respected institution, like Lehman Brothers JP Morgan.

[spidernat]

Dallas Cowboys CB Morris Clairborne scored 4 this season compared to Vince Young's 6.

[BerkeleyNat]

Yes.....but is he able to make it "rain"? Pac Man Jones FTMFW!

[spidernat]

Pac Man wanted the benefits of making it rain but then he also wanted to gather all the raindrops back into his own pocket. 

[KnorrForYourMoney]

Did Vince Young really score a 6?  I thought that was a hoax and he really scored a 16?

[spidernat]

He took the test a second time and scored a 16 on the second try.

[KnorrForYourMoney]

How does he manage to get himself dressed in the morning?

[BerkeleyNat]

How does he manage to get himself dressed in the morning?

 

[spidernat]

The previous night's harem dresses him so no problem there.

[BerkeleyNat]

Vince will end up eating another bottle of pills soon........the his entourage will claim he accidentally ingested a the whole bottle.