howard the duck was the crap. lay off.
We actually had two pet ducks that my little sister named Howard and Webbie *lol* Webbie died after about a year or so, but Howard lived a good 5 or 6 years. When Webbie died, Howard mourned her for a few weeks. I didn't realize that ducks mate for life. It was really sad and my dad, oddly enough, really felt bad for him. Dad would hose him off with a lite mist from the hose and Howard would follow my dad around the yard while he mowed grass. It was pretty cute as my dad never got real close with our pets, but Howard and their current dog Sadie are different I guess... Any who, I remember really liking Howard the Duck
