Great, the Turd Birds are already ahead.
I knew they'd win this game. They all have horseshoes up their asses.
Texas should never have put Darvish out there. I can't think of a single Japanese pitcher since Nomo who's been worth a damn.
I already burst this bubble.
Having to go that far onto the outfield does not constitute "ordinary effort" for an infielder. End of.
191 IP, 16-9, 3.90 ERA, 3.18 FIP, and 5.1 WAR
He's actually been quite good. Especially if you look at his last few starts.
Why are the O's pitching Saunders!?!?!