Real, actual Nationals lineup:
Kilimanjaro Expedition
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2B Steve "Bicycle Repairman" Lombardozzi
RF Bryce "He's Not the Messiah" Harper
3B Ryan "Sir Galahad" Zimmerman
1B Adam "Dinsdale" LaRoche
LF Michael "Beast of Caerbannog" Morse
CF Roger "the Shrubber" Bernadina
SS Danny "Luigi Vercotti" Espinosa
C Jesus "Blessed are the Cheesemakers" Flores
LHP Ross Detwiler
