A little old lady is walking down the street dragging 2 plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and
every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag."
"Damn!" says the little old lady... "I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop, "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs on St.
Pat's Ball Park. Each time there's a game; a lot of fans come & pee in
the bushes & right into my flower beds! So, I go & stand behind the bushes
with a big hedge clipper. Each time someone sticks his thingy through
the bushes, I say $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Ok, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"
"Well," says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."
