Actual Conversation Which Just Occurred Between London-Nat and His Cute French Female Flatmate
London-Nat: I read a book that was like a Jane Austen book today.
French Female Flatmate: And you did not like?
L-N: Not really.
FFF: Was it too... squeezy?
L-N: What?
FFF: Was it squeezy, the book?
L-N: Um...
FFF: Like that movie, you told me, was "squeezy."
L-N: Oh! No, I said "cheesy"!
FFF: Oh. I can't understand cheesy. I imagine lots of ... cheese (uses hands to illustrate a large mound of cheese). Why you say cheese?
