He couldn't even hit the scoreboard?
Back in the 70's there was a defenceman for the New York Rangers whose name eludes me for the moment, a 'defensive' type who didn't rack up a lot of goals or assists...a standing joke was that he couldn't put the puck in the ocean. So he took up that challenge, went down to Battery Park, right up near the water's edge, and tried to put the puck in the ocean.
His first shot hit a parking sign,
