WORST. FANLETTER. EVER.

[JMW IV]

EVAR!

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Minnesota-s-Pat-Neshek-receives-the-worst-fan-le?urn=mlb,219325

Pat Neshek(notes), the funky sidearming blogger and card collecter from the Twins, hasn't thrown a big league pitch since a May 8, 2008 game against the White Sox. He's expected to make his comeback from Tommy John surgery this season and we're hoping that everything works out. Not only is Neshek fun to watch, but he's probably the fan-friendliest player in Major League Baseball. Just a regular guy happy to be living the dream.
Neshek also the league's best blogger and check out the fan letter gem he posted on Thursday. I'm surprised he wasn't ordered to fetch signatures Harmon Killebrew and TC Bear as well as deepfry a few walleyes-on-a-stick while he was at it.

[The Chief]

[DPMOmaha]

lol, it was worth a shot, I guess.

[CALSGR8]

After games, Billy Ripken used to count strikes for people who asked "When is your brother coming out?"

1st kid would ask, and he'd reply "Strike 1" and so forth!

[JMW IV]

"Joes" Mauer.

[KnorrForYourMoney]

Probably a scheming memorabilia trader posing as an innocent kid.

[PANatsFan]

After games, Billy Ripken used to count strikes for people who asked "When is your brother coming out?"

1st kid would ask, and he'd reply "Strike 1" and so forth!

I asked a guy from a very venerable punk band when a certain member who had rejoined recently was coming on stage. Stared daggers at me

[PatsNats28]

Probably a scheming memorabilia trader posing as an innocent kid.

that guy is an epic failure then.

[CALSGR8]

Probably a scheming memorabilia trader posing as an innocent kid.

Probably a scheming memoribilia trader making a little innocent kid write the letter!

[Obed_Marsh]

Probably a scheming memoribilia trader making a little innocent kid write the letter!

in a offshore memorabilia sweatshop where hundreds of children are forced to crank out thousands of letters per day. Why they don't use monkeys and typewriters like a civilized country I will never understand.

[CALSGR8]

in a offshore memorabilia sweatshop where hundreds of children are forced to crank out thousands of letters per day. Why they don't use monkeys and typewriters like a civilized country I will never understand.

I remember waiting for autographs and some kid's dad pushing his little kid to the front to get a player's autograph.  I can see a person saying to a kid, you write what I say.  It explains the  poor english and writing.

[Dave B]

After games, Billy Ripken used to count strikes for people who asked "When is your brother coming out?"

1st kid would ask, and he'd reply "Strike 1" and so forth!

what happened when he got to three