Often, I think: I really hope 12% of the stuff you say is just totally made up.
I saw the Paul Richards vs Pedro Ramos "event". It was on TV in Washington.
Hoffberger vs Clark Griffith? As Casey would say, you can look it up.
"The bush-league Baltimore Orioles", as we were taught to call them. Fans at Memorial Stadium used to wave "crying towels" at opposing pitchers who were pulled. Bush league stuff. (And in Warshnin, that's pronounced "bush lig")