Now that's a yard. I trust that you are sitting out there in a white linen suit and pith helmet and casually shooting at wogs while you enjoy a gin & tonic before dinner.
I now have hardy banana plants growing in both my front and back yards. What with my brother's heart attack, I haven't looked at them recently. Did so today, and lo and behold I have a flower and bananas (inedible) in my front yard!
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