I didn't know LoDuca was hispanic. 
We need to trade him. He can play catcher, left field and 1st base, so he can be Hispanic, if that will make the deal. Especially if a legal-age hispanic girl is involved... We can save $2 million if someone will take him.
WILLIE HARRIS HOMERS!!!!!!!
Nationals 3
Astronauts 6
PAULIE SINGLES (or will do singles...)
