8. My season tickets almost entirely paid in full for all of the money I fronted for Wildcard, Playoff, WS, and NLCS tickets that were never used.
9. The $2000 I made outside of the stadium by selling empty Korbel bottles for $50 instead of the Nats $100.
10. The $2600 I made outside of the stadium by selling scalpers ticket printouts for last nights game that were all with cancelled bar codes.
11. The fact that Teddy will go 81-0 next season (at least)
12. The fact that we lost this series to the Cardinals and not the Barves
