Right, her job is to make sure plenty of ice and beer is available during the hour of need. My job is to find somebody to replace a capacitor.
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" --Karl Marx, 1875
"Man serves the interests of no creature except himself. And among us animals let there be perfect unity, perfect comradeship in the struggle. All men are enemies. All animals are comrades... The vote was taken at once, and it was agreed by an overwhelming majority that rats were comrades. There were only four dissentients, the three dogs and the
cat,
who was afterwards discovered to have voted on both sides.
No animal must ever live in a house or sleep in a bed, or wear clothes,
or drink alcohol, or smoke tobacco, or touch money, or engage in trade... But to justify this little episode, arrangements to amend the rules are made.
"No animal shall drink alcohol to excess." --George Orwell,
Animal Farm (1945)