Someone end this thread with something Shakespearean... and then the mods need to lock it up.
If we Phillies have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That we've had them clobber'd here
As their fanboys disappeared.
And that weak and idle team,
E'er more yielding to our dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if they try us, we will fend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned our luck
Now to 'scape the Hamels' plunk,
We will send him to a funk;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good day unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Harper shall restore amends.
