So, I totally bonked out today on the way home and had to make an emergency stop at the food booth at the Lincoln Memorial. After scarfing down a tiny $5 pretzel and a $4 diet Pepsi I decided to finally quit being a cheap bastard and stocked up on some of these bad boys:
Lance Armstrong is a total assbag that should eat a bullet, but these things are totally tasty. Sure, they're a $1 a pop after getting them for cheap off of Amazon, but they should keep the bonking away.