Jokes, Puns,Knock-Knocks, Humorous Stories for Amusement in the Off-Season

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Neil de Grasse-Tyson's favorite joke:

A Higgs boson walks into a church.  The Priest says "i'm sorry, but we don't allow Higgs bosons in this Church."

The boson replies - "How can that be, without me you can't have Mass?"

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-3048710/Floyd-Mayweather-using-4-000-Cryosauna-chilled-115C-4am-aid-recovery-Manny-Pacquiao-fight.html

Is ted williams still in those?  that is so creepy