Chief goes on the DL... no, the other Chief

[CALSGR8]

Read the question again Chief...


What if the box read FRAGILE 

Then he would have punched a wooden crate with a LEG LAMP inside.  I mean its a MAJOR AWARD!

[spidernat]

Or maybe Chief thought the box was calling him fragile and he tried to prove it wrong

[The Chief]

Read the question again Chief...


What if the box read FRAGILE 

I'm not sure I understand...  I punched the packaging box that the subwoofer came shipped in.

[spidernat]

I'm not sure I understand...  I punched the packaging box that the subwoofer came shipped in.

That was the question. Therefore, did you not recall that you had yet to remove it from its original box? Or did you remove it and perhaps someone else put it back in hoping you would punch it during the Nats game?  I smell a conspiracy. Or maybe it was still sealed

[The Chief]

It was an old box and a crappy sub, which I thought I had long since thrown out.

[spidernat]

It was an old box and a crappy sub, which I thought I had long since thrown out.

  It gets funnier with more details. If we slow the tape down and turned up the volume in your mind as your fist traveled to towards the box, would we hear: "I thought I had tossed that box away, OH crap!" You have to post a pic of the box and maybe use it as your avatar for a game or two.

[tomterp]

I usually go with the safer technique of slinging objects such as remotes and magazines around when things start to go awry. 

I can never find my dog after the 7th inning.  I don't get it....

[ronnynat]

I have had many remotes.

[The Chief]

  It gets funnier with more details. If we slow the tape down and turned up the volume in your mind as your fist traveled to towards the box, would we hear: "I thought I had tossed that box away, OH ****!" You have to post a pic of the box and maybe use it as your avatar for a game or two.

no no NO, I keep boxes to ship things in, and this box was sitting there, closed.  I was looking for something to smash and saw the box, thought "ah yes, an empty box...  harmless!" and went in for the kill.  Little did I realize that I hadn't previously discarded the sub (as I thought at the time).

[ronnynat]

I think the funniest part is that you went around looking for something to punch.

[CALSGR8]

You could have at least punched a pillow or something!  Not as fun huh!   

[ronnynat]

I've hit plenty of things, but I'm more prone to throw stuff.

[natsfan1a]

As long as it's not another person.

You could have at least punched a pillow or something!  Not as fun huh!   

[The Chief]

I think the funniest part is that you went around looking for something to punch.

He gave up 2 runs to the pitcher!!!

As long as it's not another person.

The gf and I were joking about telling the docs she beat me up

[natsfan1a]

Somewhat ironically, Lo Duca fractured the same bone last night, according to Svrluga (update posted to the General Discussion thread).

[CALSGR8]

Maybe you need one of these in the house:

http://www.superdairyboy.com/Toys/Bop_Bags/referee.html

Edit:  I like this one better:

http://www.superdairyboy.com/Toys/Bop_Bags/Battling_Bush_Bop_Bag.html

[natsfan1a]

The ref could be apropos for many games!

[kimnat]

Back a year or two ago, someone on the other board did a similar thing.  Tom, was that Mully?

This story keeps getting funnier. 

Maybe you need one of these in the house:

http://www.superdairyboy.com/Toys/Bop_Bags/referee.html

Edit:  I like this one better:

http://www.superdairyboy.com/Toys/Bop_Bags/Battling_Bush_Bop_Bag.html

Back in college, when I had more of a temper than now, I had a bop bag.  When I'd get mad, I'd send that sucker flying down the hallway!!!  Then the next year my bf made me so furious that I took the flowers and a vase he'd just given me to the window down the end of the hall and dropped it down onto the roof below.  I was expecting a beautiful SMASH!  It landed with a THUD.  Talk about unfulfilling!  But I've since found that slamming a keyboard on a concrete floor exudes a fantastic, satisfying SMASH!    Might wanna try that next time.

[CALSGR8]

Back a year or two ago, someone on the other board did a similar thing.  Tom, was that Mully?

This story keeps getting funnier. 

Back in college, when I had more of a temper than now, I had a bop bag.  When I'd get mad, I'd send that sucker flying down the hallway!!!  Then the next year my bf made me so furious that I took the flowers and a vase he'd just given me to the window down the end of the hall and dropped it down onto the roof below.  I was expecting a beautiful SMASH!  It landed with a THUD.  Talk about unfulfilling!  But I've since found that slamming a keyboard on a concrete floor exudes a fantastic, satisfying SMASH!    Might wanna try that next time.

Yeah but then you gotta make sure the little keys don't break off and you keep stepping on them!  Kind of like stepping on legos.

Maybe Kim's kids have some old wooden blocks you can borrow.  Built up a building  and knock it down!  Works for toddlers!

[kimnat]

The idea is to use an OLD keyboard that you were going to throw out anyway so the sound of the keys shattering off is a pleasant one! 

Blocks have a thudding kind of sound, not a shattering one.

[ronnynat]

GREAT investment

[The Chief]

GREAT investment

(Image removed from quote.)

Actually those things are surprisingly stiff, even with padded punching gloves.  I had a 100lb one a few years ago but I sold it before I moved (no room for it).

[ronnynat]

Actually those things are surprisingly stiff, even with padded punching gloves.  I had a 100lb one a few years ago but I sold it before I moved (no room for it).

LOL. Hang this thing up and punch it then.



Not actually the worst idea. 

[spidernat]

I can never find my dog after the 7th inning.  I don't get it....

A light just went on in my head    That explains why my pooches are nowhere to be seen around the same time during baseball season and on Autumn Sundays

I think the funniest part is that you went around looking for something to punch.

Chief went out of his way looking to find the weakest link to add a KO to his stats

Back in college, when I had more of a temper than now, I had a  whoopie cushion. 

this is more kimnat's speed:

[The Chief]

bump for my new avatar and title