Funny, but in a sad way. If I see one more four yard pass for a five yard first down, I'm going to start rooting for the Ravens.
Kidding about rooting for the Ravens. I've coined a new term for Gibbs' press conference blather:
skinsspeak. It's when you verbally go three and out not really answering each question. As many times as it takes.
What really bothered me about his pressers lately is that he spends a lot of time talking about a game plan to win by just enough. In NASCAR, a car length is really all you hope for. You hang around for 497 laps, get a three car lead, and try not to blow it at the end of the race. Sound familiar?
Seriously, I think his NASCAR experience really has ruined him for football.
LOL Joe Gibbs had the nerve to say in his press conference that he's going to spend all night, as he does every Monday night, preparing the game plan for the Jets. How long does it take to script the following: (1st down) hand-off to Portis for a sweep to the left for no gain, (2nd down) 2007 version of counter trey for a 4 yard gain, (3rd down) throw a 5 yard out to Moss only to come up 1 yard shy of the first down, (4th down) send in the punting team, repeat as often as necessary