BLONDE JOKES
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> THE PULLOVER JOKE IS FUNNY...........
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> BLONDE LOGIC
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> Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
and
> one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away...
> Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says
'Helloooooooooo,
> can you see Florida ?????'
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> CAR TROUBLE
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>
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> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic
it
> died.
> After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
> She says, 'What's the story?'
> He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
> She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
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> SPEEDING TICKET
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> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely
> if he could see her license.
> She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act
together.
> Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me
to
> show it to you!'
>
> RIVER WALK
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> There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
> another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can
I
> get to the other side?'
> The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts
> back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
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> AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
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> A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
that
> her body
> hurt wherever she touched it.
> 'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
> The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and
screamed,
> then she
> pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
> screamed;
> likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
made
> her
> scream.
> The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
> 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
> 'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'
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> KNITTING
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> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
the
> wheel was knitting!
> Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
> the trooper
> cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL
OVER!'
> 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
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> BLONDE ON THE SUN
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>
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> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian
> said, 'We were the first in space!'
> The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
> The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the
sun!'
> The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
> heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said
the
> Russian.
> To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're
going
> at night!'
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> IN A VACUUM
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>
> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She
> rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question
was,
> 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
it?'
> She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
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> FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!< /FONT>
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> A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs,
> and asked
> her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one
was
> named
> Rolex and one was named Timex.
> Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs