I had a dream last night that I came across reporters and investigators from Tony Bosch's clinic, with a giant treasure chest of plaques, trophies, and framed certificates from baseball players that all said things like "Thank you for helping me become a star! Ryan Braun." So I quickly checked that none were Nationals, came to WNFF, and wrote a post saying "I actually have an inside source this time. I've seen the list of Bosch's clients and there aren't any Nationals on it." but didn't submit it because I couldn't decide what font size to make the text.