Does that mean no more "John Lannan Is A Better Man Than I'll Ever Be" posts? Go Mets!
No. I think it's a fine phrase (and for many of this year's waste-o Nats, it is true). But as a nickname? Like something you actually call the player? Gosh. There's a reason that nicknames tend to be short, easy to say, and witty. For example, "Garlic Bread" is a good nickname. But "Like Garlic Bread, Person X Is Kind of Squishy and Only a Prelude to Better Things" is not.