Nationals @ Pirates, Game 1

[PANatsFan]

Wait, they have Chan Ho Park?

I think they claimed him off waivers.

[tomterp]

Right. Forgot. He just plays like he's 18...

To be fair, he has less baseball experience than nearly all other 30 year olds, given his initial start in hockey.

[EdStroud]

Cram it up your cramhole!

LeFleur!

[GburgNatsFan]

This is the internet, remember?

To be fair...

[Nathan]

Scott Bacula, I think. Rhymes with Dracula, so I remembered it.

It's Bakula, with a 'k', but yep.  He's awesome.  He narrates How I Met Your Mother I believe and played Captain Archer on Star Trek: Enterprise.

[EdStroud]

To be fair, he has less baseball experience than nearly all other 30 year olds, given his initial start in hockey.

Oh then all this stuff is OK

[PANatsFan]

It's Bakula, with a 'k', but yep.  He's awesome.  He narrates How I Met Your Mother I believe and played Captain Archer on Star Trek: Enterprise.

No sir, you are think of Bob Saget.

[tomterp]

LeFleur!

You guys must be using obscure* cultural references. 



*anything I don't recognize.

[DPMOmaha]

To be fair, he has less baseball experience than nearly all other 30 year olds, given his initial start in hockey.

Is that more or less taxing on the human body than baseball?

[GburgNatsFan]

If you can dodge a wrench...

You guys must be using obscure* cultural references. 



*anything I don't recognize.

[PANatsFan]

You guys must be using obscure* cultural references. 



*anything I don't recognize.

Hey what I did say about your cramhole?

Watch Dodgeball, you'll laugh a lot.

[Nathan]

No sir, you are think of Bob Saget.

Yep.  On HIMYM.  Not on Star Trek

[tomterp]

This is the internet, remember?

 

[PANatsFan]

If you can dodge a wrench...

That's me, taking the bull, by the horns.

[Nathan]

Hey what I did say about your cramhole?

Watch Dodgeball, you'll laugh a lot.

Why do I drink urine?  Because its sterile and I like the taste.

[PANatsFan]

Yep.  On HIMYM.  Not on Star Trek

Bob Saget in the Aristocrats =

[GburgNatsFan]

But seriously, Dodgeball will make you laugh some.

 

[EdStroud]

Hey what I did say about your cramhole?

Watch Dodgeball, you'll laugh a lot.

If you can dodge a wrench....

[GburgNatsFan]

Once again. I'm channeling everyone tonight.

If you can dodge a wrench...

If you can dodge a wrench....

[tomterp]

But seriously, Dodgeball will make you laugh some.

I have NO idea what you are talking about. 

[EdStroud]

Once again. I'm channeling everyone tonight.

Your like the guy from "Dinner for Smucks"

[PANatsFan]

I have NO idea what you are talking about. 

[GburgNatsFan]

[Nathan]

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I loved the pirate guy.

[PANatsFan]

Your like the guy from "Dinner for Smucks"

Ok Zach Galifinakis is my hero. I saw him on the Will Ferrell tour and I almost died laughing. The Visioneers is really weird and really good. I also resemble him a good bit