The funny thing is that every player those two have a hard on for except Zimmerman sucks. They are arguing which terrible player is better than the other terrible player. Kinda like winning the contest of the tallest midget. Even if you win, You are still a midget.
"hammonds, [insert fringe AA prospect here] is going to be sick! [insert stats here followed by that AZ smiley]
"SF, bro, just because he's in your kliq doesn't mean he'll be good. bernadina sucks ass, too"