Heh heh. Serious question though. What would a relief pitcher in the majors typically "earn"?
Burnett, Sean $2,300,000
Clippard, Tyler $1,650,000
Lidge, Brad $1,000,000
Storen, Drew $498,750
Rodriguez, Henry $491,000
Detwiler, Ross $485,000
Stammen, Craig $485,000