Message #209069

[Nat of the Living Dead]

Dukes is such a team player, he wants to show all of our prospects on the Potomac roster how not to hit so that they'll all be as beastly as Dukes himself when they get called up for the Nats in the future.

Dukes's selflessness >>>>>>>>>>>>> the selflessness of every other rehabbing player in the minors

You made me throw up all over my foot but then I laughed.