If you made a roster of all guys last-named C

[Minty Fresh]

The % of Brits with bad teeth is only slightly lower than the % of Americans who are fat.

On the other hand, the % of Brits who are fat is tiny. Like, it's probably about the same as the % of Americans who have never been to a McDonald's.

This, plus their extremely weird ideas about fashion, makes British women, to borrow prospect terminology, a draft class with a pretty uniformly high level of potential but in most cases a fairly low ceiling. There are few Zimmermans, but even fewer D'Angelo Jimenezes.

This may not be overtly, type of funny, but the creativity warrants a 2011 PotY nomination.

[blue911]

This may not be overtly, type of funny, but the creativity warrants a 2011 PotY nomination.

meh... he totally ignored the squid factor.

[R-Zim#11]

Attractive Brits do not exist.

Here's another one...

...but I am sure you didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisiton...

[houston-nat]

Revised. This team could win the World Series.

SP Chris Carpenter
SP Matt Cain
SP Johnny Cueto
SP Trevor Cahill
SP Kevin Correia

RP Aroldis Chapman
RP Jesse Crain
RP Phil Coke
RP Randy Choate
RP Matt Capps
RP Tyler Clippard
CL Francisco Cordero

....................................... .......LINEUP
C Hank Conger                          Carl Crawford [when healthy]
1B Miguel Cabrera                      Asdrubal Cabrera
2B Robinson Cano                      Robinson Cano
SS Asdrubal Cabrera                  Miguel Cabrera
3B Alberto Callaspo                    Nelson Cruz
LF Nelson Cruz                          Hank Conger
CF Coco Crisp                           Alberto Callaspo
RF Michael Cuddyer                   [pitcher or DH Michael Cuddyer]
                                             Coco Crisp

Bench:
C Francisco Cervelli
INF Starlin Castro
INF Jorge Cantu
OF Michael Cuddyer
OF Melky Cabrera

DL:
Shin-Soo Choo
Carl Crawford

[houston-nat]

ALL-ALLITERATIVE TEAM [25 man roster]

SP Chris Carpenter
SP Josh Johnson
SP Ricky Romero
SP Gio Gonzalez
SP Jair Jurrjens

RP [long] Brad Bergesen, Mike McClendon, Chris Capuano
RP [setup] Bill Bray, Jeremy Jeffress, Sergio Santos
CL Frank Francisco

C Miguel Montero
1B Billy Butler
2B Scott Sizemore
SS Troy Tulowitzki
3B Kevin Kouzmanoff
LF Michael Morse
CF Coco Crisp
RF Carl Crawford

BN Edwin Encarnacion, Freddie Freeman, Ryan Raburn, Alex Avila, Skip Schumaker

Wow, this team is LOADED in the rotation and at catcher. Losing Josh Johnson hurts, though. Hmmm... who to replace him? Next year they can call up Sammy Solis...